That’s more Fantasy than Reality
By Todd Smith
Sep 11, 2024
Trump’s just a POS from Manhattan, New Yak, who doesn’t have too much Gas-in-the-Tank. Without a doubt, Donald J Trump, former and quite possibly further, President of the United States of America, Europe, and possibly Afghanistan, China, Russia, and—”Check this out!”—United Arab Emirates!
However, the most important message to be relayed in this place: the Clinton/Cheney/W’Bush/O’Bushma” administration needs to stop here! Trump’s a “Piece of Shit” from Forty years ago, so who cared for the “Assholes for President” Ticket back in 2016?
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One Harry S Truman is the stupidest Asshole to ever hold Oval Office in the United States of America. Dwight David Eisenhower played a lot more Golf, until a nasty ankle injury sidelined him for a spell. He recovered, after 8 months, and rubber-stamped the Bombing of Whoever-the-Fuck for however long such bombing needed to be happening—or: is that “3-foot Par Putt a Gimme?”
Let’s be perfectly clear: Donald J Trump’s an asshole, and so is Ka-mala “What’s Her Name?” Harris: that bitch is still sucking some asshole’s balls in San Francisco. There is nothing good to say about Ka-mala, unless she sucked your balls, and it felt more than OK; Trump, that ass-Clown could never get down to the Ground to Suck your Balls.
I don’t have Balls or a Bitch in this Fight; whoever wants it, Go Get It! It’s absolutely Trump!—unless something crazy weird happens, maybe Tim Walz wearing an Apron, wondering “What the Heck!” is going on. Can this just be read as a Joke? It was written as “serious” Satire, so you can sit your fat ass down on your fat ass couch: “Here’s to Watching Porn on your Fat-Ass Couch!”
Everything’s allowed—as “loud!” as you want to be—so let’s go “For It!,” however Down and Dirty you want to be. I personally go Down and Dirty, but my main thing is Respect; constantly over the years, and in some crazy places, I’ve put out the mutual respect vibe, and you know what: Not a Goddamn Problem from anyone I’m living’ around—and I’ve walked around the Town.
Walked around the Town, hopefully a funny boring story, some Cat was freaked out, ran up a Tree, we ran after the Cat, thinking it was a “Thing,” but it wasn’t, just a Cat, but we all freaked out anyways. And then There’s Tomorrow!
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